Tales of the awkward... adventurous.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Epic Bro


Last night was very eventful. I broke my toe and saw a dead body. I broke my toe because I was drunk and had to pee so I ran to the bathroom and stubbed my toe so hard. I saw a dead body because he got hit and fell down then a second car ran his head over right outside of Exxon. (which if you didn't know is the place to be) The victim was a crazy old man who never spoke but would mumble to himself and walk in the middle of the streets at night. ANYWAYS. Today, I woke up with acid reflex due to lots of carbonated drinks the day before. Still smiling though. I just wanna take it easy and watch the new "Keeping up with the Kardashian's" tonight. 

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